Monday, October 13, 2008

Eye Candy: Gerard Butler

So, I haven't posted one of these in a while, but lately, I just feel like Gerard Butler has been forced down my throat... and I don't particularly like it.  He just seems so... desperate.  And fame-hungry.  And he makes just awful movies (300, P.S. I Love You, Nim's Island, The Phantom of the Opera, Tomb Raider 2, Reign of Fire... seriously, I could go on and on and on.  I hate everything in this man's filmography).  And he seems more than a little stupid.  And ridiculous.  And wildly unnecessary.  

But... he looks like the bastard child of a wildly erotic union between Colin Farrell and Clive Owen.  And those are some genes.  Seriously, with a conception like that... who care if you're just terrible?



Saturday, October 11, 2008

Preaching to the Choir: An Angry Rant


Hey, Oliver Stone... I'm pretty sure I dislike George W. Bush just as much as you do.  I'm willing to bet that I think he's just as stupid, and as much of a liar, and as big a war-monger, and as strung-up a puppet, and as lousy a bourgeois pig as you do Oliver... but seriously, perhaps your new movie poster is a bit tacky?  Or really, in all honesty, really really REALLY tacky?  So tacky, in fact, I think less of Josh Brolin for being part of it?  In fact, Olive, I think your whole movie is an awful, awful idea.  You say that it will be fair and balanced (like that poster, right?  Fair and balanced) but it won't.  It will be a big shouting mess of liberal propaganda, and we expect that from you.  You're not really what this post is about.  It's all those other big shouting messes of liberal propaganda I've had to suffer through in the last couple of years.

It's been said that there's nothing worse than a bad argument for an idea you hold dear.  That's very true, and if I have to see one more god-awful argument for a 'liberal' concept that I completely agree with (like, say, "The environment is good" or "I wish so many people didn't have to die in Iraq for no good cause") I'm going to... well, I'm going to gripe here on this blog. Again.

I think we can blame most of my anger on Paul Haggis, a terrible filmmaker who is responsible for three of the least subtle, most angering films I've seen in a long time:  Million Dollar Baby, Crash, and In the Valley of Elah.  All his films start out the same-- well conceived films about interesting characters doing interesting things, but always devolve into awful, awful scenes and shots that beat you over the head senselessly to make sure you GET HIS MESSAGE!!!  And these scenes always ruin the movies for me, because they annoy me in their blatant "shoutisms".  

Paul Haggis seems to have bred a follower in Gavin Hood as well, who made the simply lousy torture tome Rendition, featuring a pregnant Reese Witherspoon trying to convince folks that America shouldn't torture innocent people.  Well, no shit!  That film was bad even aside from the screaming simplicity of it's politics, poorly made and unbearably stupid.

And I recently saw Happy Feet, which started out as just an annoying children's film about penguins, but quickly devolved into an infuriating rage-fest about overfishing.  Seriously, that is a horrible, horrible film.  I think less of Nicole Kidman for being a part of it, and I thought that after Birth she was scott-free to do anything she wanted. 

Now, please, don't mistake what I'm bitching about.  I'm not complaining about political movies, or movies with political messages.  There have been recent politically-themed films about most of these issues that I found anywhere from entertaining to exceptional (The Day After Tomorrow, Stop-Loss, Lions for Lambs, There Will Be Blood) I'm complaining about these films that lack subtlety, tact, common sense and, subsequently, worth.  These movies create baseball bats out of their beliefs and hit you with them until you turn off the television or concede to them.  And I want to concede to them, I really do, because I agree whole-heartedly with everything they say.  But I hate passionately the way they say it.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

New Century Of Cinema: Ocean's Eleven

     Ocean's Eleven is like a machine you buy because you heard it makes homemade cookies.  Then you get the machine home, open it, and instead of making cookies, it makes a cow.  And then that cow hops in your truck, drives to the store, and buys you a package of Chips Ahoy.  Sure, the cookies aren't homemade, but now you have a cow that can drive and use money...and that, friends, is worth far more.

Steven Soderbergh's remake of a 1960s Rat Pack classic is a lot like that (really)...you think you have a heist movie, and yes, things are stolen and vaults are busted and people avoid laser beams while gliding down ropes dressed entirely in black, but really you have a magical little film that uses the standards of the heist genre as a MacGuffin and really focuses in on more delightful things like great cinematography (also by Soderbergh, using a pseudonym), a powerfully effective jazz score and charismatic movie stars having lots of fun.  I, for one, would rather that any day.

The film follows Danny Ocean (George Clooney), just out of prison for theft, as he tries to win his wife (Julia Roberts) back from the smarmy Terry Bendict (Andy Garcia).  Benedict owns three Las Vegas casino, and Ocean decides to rob them, bringing in a crew of ten other haphazarded con-men (including Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Don Cheadle, Bernie Mac and Casey Affleck) to get the job done.  

But, seriously, the plot?  Completely irrelevant.  If I told you that they succeeded with the robbery in the end, would you be surprised?  Would you even care?  I bet not, by the time the film is over, because the film isn't about the robbery at all, but about personality.  George Clooney plays an exaggerated version of himself.  So does Matt Damon.  And Andy Garcia.  And Bernie Mac.  Or at least they play exaggerated versions of the way their seen by the public (I'm sure Andy Garcia isn't really a vicious SOB off camera... but he sure seems like he could be one).  The only actors, actually, who seems to be doing anything even remotely similar to acting are Don Cheadle (who plays the whole film, and both sequels, with a spot-on cockney accent) and Julia Roberts.  She carries the entire weight of the plot on her shoulders-- she's the only dynamic character, and whether she goes back to her husband depends less on her personality and more on what the story requires.  

And, yes, when a film stars the four biggest caucasian movie stars in the world (had they thrown in Will Smith and Denzel Washington, the reel would have probably burst into flames) essentially playing themselves, you get a movie that is a lot of fun.  There's a great scene between Clooney and Garcia at dinner where they use tone of voice to say everything the dialogue doesn't.  And there are scenes where Matt Damon does comically earnest and naive about as well as anyone can.  And Casey Affleck and Scott Caan (as brothers) have comedic chemistry and anarchic spirit that light up the screen.  And consider a scene where Brad Pitt teaches C-List celebs (Shane West, Holly Marie Combs,  Pacey Whit...err, Joshua Jackson, among others) to play poker before effortlessly fleecing them out of their money-- with that much self-deprecating going on, you'd expect king of the hill, A-list Pitt to come out looking a bit like a jackass.  He doesn't.

So, the movie is a lot of fun.  But, just being fun, does not a great movie make.  And Steven Soderbergh (Sex, Lies and Videotape, Traffic, Out of Sight ), one of the best directors to emerge in the past 25 years or so, has made a virtuoso film on a technical level.  In fact, the style reminds me of that of one of my favorite of all films, Woody Allen's Manhattan, where he cast the titular borough in black and white, shot some of the most lovely widescreen compositions ever put to film, and scored the whole thing with sublime tracks by George Gershwin.   Soderbergh doesn't shoot in black and white (considering the neon gaudiness of Vegas, how inappropriate would that be?) but he does show us most of Vegas's landmarks in lovely widescreen compositions that make the city almost a character itself, a living, breathing place that these characters inhabit.  He shoots inside real casinos and catches that unbearably bright yet still somehow dim and shadowy look that real casino's have.  And he sets the whole thing to a jazz score that isn't as epic as Gershwin, but it's a lot of fun and keeps the mood bouncy and lightweight.  Actually, though, it's not all jazz-- there's also a gloriously well-used Elvis remix.

Earlier I mentioned the sequels to the film and yes, there are two, and yes, you've probably already seen both of them.  The second actually gets too bogged down in the idea of 'movie stars having fun' and almost completely abandons the plot.  I really liked it, too.  The third, however, found too much plot and explained too little of it, and, with the exception of a few sequences, wasn't very fun either.  But this one is the best, and should be the perfect template for big star vehicles in the future- never sacrifice the plot for your actors, but the actors are really all that matter.  In Ocean's Eleven, that's the way it is.  And that's the way it should be.  


Sunday, October 5, 2008

In Memory: Millicent Vestal

(Note:  I didn't writ this.  This is Casie's obit, but I concede that it reaches a level of perfection that I could never duplicate.)

"Millie was found this Sunday morning, October 05, 2008, down by the road in front of our house.  Whether she was hit by a passerby or maybe killed by another dog, we don't know.  She went missing the day that we returned from our California trip and despite walking up and down the road relentlessly this week and checking the ditches, all the sudden there she is.  Our minds are now somewhat at rest for at least we know where she is and that she's not lost or scared.    

 I'm sure for most of you, this e-mail is quite dramatic.  But truth is, I know some of you got along very well with Millie and for those of you who didn't, you at least tolerated her (and for that we are eternally grateful).  There are a lot of dog lovers on both sides of mine and Jeffery's families and having to tell the details over and over will be hard on me, so this seemed a little overboard, but reasonable.   

For those of you that don't know, (and if we remember correctly), Millie was born on Ms. Jennifer's birthday, January 04, 2004.  It's kind of ridiculous to remember a dog's birthday maybe, but considering the circumstances, how could we forget it?  A little hard to when your mother-in-law shared the date with what she used to call her 'first grand-baby'.     

Jeffery had heard from one of those Moore Boys that Sandy and Philip Moore's feist had a litter of puppies with a pug and they were the cutest puppies around.  (Which is why when people asked, 'What kind of dog is she?' we answered, 'She's a FUG'!)  I had been begging Jeffery for a dog, since he was stationed in Memphis, to help with how quiet the house was while he was gone. At first he said no, but when he laid eyes on the puppies he called me and said to go ahead and get dibs on one.  We bought her at about 5 weeks old because Sandy had said the mother dog had quit feeding them and she didn't want them to starve.  The petite pup cost us 25 whole dollars, in which Sandy said  the money from the litter was going into Trevor and Colton's savings accounts.  I never thought I'd buy a dog, but adopt a mutt from an animal shelter or something, but it was a little money and went to a good place to good people and once I saw them, well, honestly, I might've paid more.  When I bent down to look into the dog house all lit up with a heat lamp, I saw all the puppies crouched in the back corner.  But this one was a little nosey and was the only one to check me out.  I scooped her up and said 'This one's mine.'  Out of all of them, she had the curliest tail and the best personality...of course I thought that-she picked ME out!    

 I took her straight over to Gail's house, which some of you know is a short distance away from Sandy and Philip's.  She fit in the palm of our hands and we gushed about how cute she was.     

That night I put her in a box beside my bed, but she cried all night.  I finally put her in bed with me thinking about how bad she must miss her mama and that's when I accidentally started the habit of her sleeping in bed with us.  And whenever she stayed at Elbert and Linda's or my mom's, she had to sleep in the bed with them, too.  Under the covers and cuddled up to either the legs or the stomach.  Everyone accepted her into their homes, their beds, and for the rest of you who liked her, your hearts.  Even Ricky, who I was unsure about Millie being in his house.  I later on found out he didn't want a dog in his house, but the next thing you know when I brought her over to visit, if she whined at the door he would jump up and say, 'Come on, Millie'.  She was almost like a first dog for JT, and maybe the fact that he liked to play with her so much may have made it OK.  

 I know she wasn't the nicest dog to some, but for those of you that she decided to love, she loved you til the day she died.  And for those of you that she took up with right away, like Kacee, JT, Troy and Josh, well, ya'll were special because it really took her a long time in most cases to warm up to people.   For all of you who loved her, who took her in, and even those of you that she may not have liked but you kept trying and trying to create a spark, for those of you who fed her peas from the dinner table and those of you that took her riding around in your cars, for those of you who endured the dog hair on your clothes and let her in your lap anyways, I wanted you to know that I remember all of it, I'm sure she did, too, and I appreciate every bit of it.  We'll miss her dearly, and I guess I'll feel a little guilty for just a little while, but my sister, Gail, said to me the other day, 'Millie had a better life in one day that what most dogs have in their whole lives.'  And that is the dog-gone truth!  We managed to spoil that little dog rotten, and maybe not so much once Amelia got here, but we still found time for her here and there, whether it was Jeffery riding her around on the farm or Amelia and I taking a ball outside to play with her.  She was loved and her life was good.  We just wanted you all to know that."

Friday, October 3, 2008

Burning Bridges

I don't work at New Orleans Boutique Hotels anymore, and for sure never again.  I left in an ungraceful way, after constructing a house of lies so large that, should it fall, would trap me beneath it like the aftermath of an earthquake.  And then, from stage left, came an unexpected wrecking ball.

There is little need for specifics, except to state that I have simply stopped going.  I ran away, like a little boy trailing kerosene and lighting matches.  And yet, I am strangely ambivalent to the whole situation.  I certainly don't regret my stopping going.  God knows (as well as any reader of this blog) that I never wanted to go to begin with and, once I started going, I was wildly unhappy the entire time I was there.  And I don't regret my awkward exit-- I've made those before and with escapes like these there's no need for decorum...

No, instead I think I feel a little wistful regret for the loss of the nostalgic glow that covered my previous time there-- back before Jeana left, and everyone changed and I changed and became cold and indifferent and they became irritating and unbearable.  In the light of this departure, even the old memories from the before time have been tainted.  That is the only downside.

And the kerosene catches and the old trestle goes up in flames...

This happens too often.  Sometimes I feel like General Sherman marching to the sea.  

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Epic Fail: The Daiquiri Bay Knife Fight and My Descent into Alcoholism

Attention class-- Please raise your hand if you believed I had the constitution to be a non-drinking sober person. Anyone?  Anyone?  Well, to hell with you all, you were right.

That Jeana Richard with the evil red eyes?  She just might be the devil.  That is a chocolate daiquiri and it was absolutely fabulous.

But in my defense-- I had only moments prior had a near-death experience, and had no choice but to turn to alcohol to calm my nerves.  Yes, it's true.  we were at Daiquiri Bay, a lovely little daq shop near our Metarie home when, hark, what sound but a woman screaming?  Nay, not really screaming.  Bellowing.  Like a cow.  Apparently some crazy NOLA East boy pulled a knife on her because she was being drunken and annoying.  She told him it was very disrespectful to say "fuck" in front of her.  Or she told him it was disgusting that he threw up in the bathroom.  Or something.  I don't know... Either way he pulled a knife but was driven away by a pack of angry regular customers.  The boy fled on foot and the police came.  They asked us is we saw anything.  We didn't.  

Later, we went to Frat House and I had more to drink.  Oh, alcohol.  It's good to have you back.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

In Memory: Paul Newman

Paul Newman was the perfect movie star.  There may have been better actors (Brando, maybe?  Bogart, possibly? Hepburn, probably?) but there wasn't anyone who just owned the screen, brought in the crowds and was as sexy as hell as Paul.

He starred in three or four of my favorite films (Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Hud, The Hustler, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid), starred in a bushel of other films that I admired (Cars, Road to Perdition, The Towering Inferno, Cool Hand Luke), and made a line of delicious salad dressings, all profits of which went to charity (close to 250 million since it's inception).

He was the reigning king of Hollywood, among the most elite in the classic aristocracy, the definition of class, cool, and sex appeal, and he will be missed.

Paul Newman died of complications with lung cancer in Connecticut on Friday.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Souled Out

Topic A--

On September 22 (yesterday) I sold my soul to the almighty god of profit and returned to work in the dark mines of despair that is the reservations office of New Orleans Boutique Hotels (Have you noticed my ridiculous indecision about this particular career path in my last several posts?  Are you as bored with and annoyed by this wishy-washy petulant whining as I have become?  Good-- just confirming we are, in fact, on the same page).  Really, I had no other choice.  I was flat out of money and had spent the week prior on a desperate quest throughout Metarie trying to find some responsibility-less nonsense blue-collar/retail/food service thing, but was continually turned down because (I can only assume) I was either over-qualified or unconvincing in my guarantees that I would take the job seriously and was in it for the long haul.  Anyway, no one would hire me.  So I chartered my little canoe and sailed down the River Styx back into Hades.  No, really--it is very, very bad.  I spend nine hours a day in various states of unhappiness and rage.  It makes me hate not only my boss and coworkers and patrons, but every single other person in the entire world who doesn't have to be there.  I'm counting down the days until the second of October, because that's the day on which I will have been there long enough to have received a paycheck large enough to pay Jeana what I owe her, and can make a big, unruly scene and walk out.  Oh, how I despise that awful, awful place.

Topic B--

I have stopped drinking.  Yes, yes-- I know.  That is a serious thing to do, but I truly believe it was time.  You may remember a few weekend back (or was it last weekend?  Time is hard)  when I missed Jen and the Saints game due to exhaustion and intoxication... well, too many weekends like that would kill someone.  But another weekend like the one just past, and someone would kill me.  Friday-- drunk fight with Abby (moderately wasted).  Saturday-- working at Ohm (completely, unbelievable destroyed).  Sunday-- drinking and watching the Saints game (still wasted from previous night) and then throwing up inside Jeana's (new) Xterra (sobered up slightly after that in order to make an admirable go at cleaning the interior of the car.  Unfortunately, that new car smell is gone forever).  So yeah, I'm fairly lucky I have a place to live and a life to live therein with, because so many people wished harm and death upon me over this (my birthday) weekend that I had no choice but to reevaluate my existence. No more alcohol.  No really, I mean it.  

P.S. Jeana has forgiven me and vowed to get me to start drinking again. If anyone could do it, I think she's the only one with the right, but I'm standing firm.  No more alcohol.  Seriously, I'm not joking.  Done.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Sunday, September 14, 2008

New Century Of Cinema: Closer


There is a scene about half way through Closer that just about sums up the characters and, this being an intricate, intimate character study, the film itself.  It's a stupendous scene, probably the best in the film-- two break-ups, juxtaposed against each other for maximum effect.  Dan (Jude Law), a mopey, selfish man-child obsessed with love more as an idea than an occupation tells Alice (Natalie Portman), his girl friend of several years that he is leaving her for another woman.  Alice, young and seemingly truly in love, begs and pleads and cries.  "But I'm supposed to leave you."  And she does, finally, fleeing the apartment in angst the moment Dan leaves the room.

Across town, Larry (Clive Owen) chooses to confess a one night stand to his wife Anna (Julia Roberts).  Anna doesn't get too upset-- she's Dan's mistress and was probably about to leave Larry anyway.  Unlike their peers, these two opt out of the weeping and whining-- the gloves come off and they go for the jugular   "Don't say I'm too good for you," Larry roars, reaffirming himself against the middle class upstart angst that's probably plagued him since before he became a successful doctor, "I am, but don't say it."  Later, backed into a corner, Anna comes out swinging-- "He tastes like you, but sweeter."

So, yes-- Closer, as directed by the incomparable Mike Nichols and written by Patrick Marber (based on his late-90s play of the same name) is a film about two adults and two children playing love as a game.  That these characters are performed by four attractive, talented people (Law, Portman, Roberts and Owen, in order of appearance) acting at the top of their game would, by itself, make the film a must-see.  That the film is insightful, accurate, vicious and able to make your skin crawl, makes it a classic.

I said the film was about two adults and two children, and judging by that cast list, there isn't a minor amongst them.  True, physically, but on an emotional level Law and Portman are younger than Natalie was when she made her debut (in The Professional, at 14).  Their Dan and Alice make eye contact across a busy London street just moments before she is knocked cold by a taxi-- he rushes her to the hospital, and love ensues.  A year or so later, he meets Anna (Roberts), and again it is love at first sight.  However, the results of a cruel practical joke Dan plays brings Larry (Owen) into Anna's life and they eventually wed.  Not, however, before Dan and Anna begin the afore-mentioned affair that will eventually ruin both of them.

Jude Law plays Dan as a man incapable of compromise, incapable of selflessness and by the end of the film his is the one character who most deserves exactly what comes to him-- which is absolutely nothing.  On the opposite end of the spectrum is Julia Robert's Anna, a mature woman who has been through all these games before and finds them exhausting.  Natalie Portman plays Alice first as a weepy little girl, then as an enigmatic woman, and both times keeps the impression of a child trying on different hats to find the one she likes the best.  By the end of the film, she's the only character who has surprised us because, as the youngest, here innate nature is still evolving.  She doesn't know who she is...how can we?

That brings me to Clive Owen, who, in the film's best performance smolders, blazes and sets the screen on fire.  Here is a man who, without any silly romantic notions, understands the rules of the game and plays them to maximum effect.  He gets what he wants whilst systematically destroying his opponents.  And yet, while he does some shady, underhanded things, by the end of the film I felt a little justified that he wound up with Anna-- heaven's knows that's the only relationship in the movie that ever had a chance of lasting.

The film was directed by Mike Nichols, and this is his best theatrical effort in years, possibly since his Carnal Knowledge in 1971 (he also brought Tony Kushner's Angels in America to HBO in 2003, and that is, perhaps, the greatest thing ever done anywhere by anyone, but, for sake of argument we'll contain our hyperbole to the silver screen).  Here, some of his staging feels a bit, well, stagy-- the theatrical roots of the production remain fairly evident, but the intimacy he brings to the production could only be achieved through film and  helps to make the painful things that occur on the screen hurt even more.  He uses beautiful sets and classical music to accentuate the ugly things the characters do, and Nichol's has always had a way with dialogue (see Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf or The Graduate)-- here, Patrick Marber's razor sharp script give him plenty to work with. 

I think it's an accurate depiction of love in the first decade of the new century, where selfishness and stunted development and a 'win at all costs' mentality has permeated society and has turned dating into a war zone.  And with words as daggers and sex as bombs, these four know bloody well there are no rules.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Things Have Changed

1.  I am not in any position in regards to temperament  nor situation to return to work at New Orleans Boutique Hotels.  Perhaps I will look into joining an organization less fanatical in their devotion to the cause, like al Qaeda or the Border Patrol.  I'm going to fill out an application at a grocery store tomorrow.  Hotel reservations chapter closed.  No really, topic off the table.  Done.

2. Despite all evidence put forth by my new MySpace default photo, I really am not a douche bag.  Seriously.  Okay... maybe a little.  But not a douche bag of such epic proportions as this:

I need to do some charity work to wash the asshole off of my hands.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Just Like a Woman: Joani Richard Turns 21

There is, really, no excuse whatsoever to justify being at Harrah's at 6am on a weekday... unless, of course, someone is turning twenty one and it's there first time there.  And although these pictures don't represent it (these are from the bar-crawl before and the party the next night), we really were there.  At 6am.  Which I've done before.  More than once.  Ugh.

Birthday Girl
Russo, Tracy, Joani
an assortment of girls
Brad, Jeana, DJ, Russo

I have partied nonstop for two days...again.  That's twice in less than a week.  With my own birthday coming up, I may just disintegrate into a puddle of light beer and tequila.  I'm hungover.  I need a nap.  Happy birthday, Joani.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Tangled Up In Blue

(...and, by the way, we're going to stay on this Bob Dylan train until it derails.  It tickles me.)

Everything went wrong this weekend, and I have no one but myself to blame.  Well, no one but myself for most of it.  

I certainly isn't my fault that the stupid NOPD came into the Ohm on Friday and shut the fucking place down at 2:30am, threatening to throw everyone in jail and neighing incessantly about stupid 'curfew'.  Nor is it my fault that, to avoid the same thing happening again we shut Ohm down at two the next night, which prevented anyone from making any money because, let's be honest, no one comes out on Saturday before 2 anyway.  So, we went to Amps to relax with free drinks and, y'know what?, stupid fucking NOPD rolled in about 3 and shut them down, too.  Ridiculous fuckfaces.

My blame comes into play with the fact that Jen was in town from Baltimore for a couple of days and I wanted to see her and didn't, and that I had a comp ticket to the Saints game on Sunday and didn't go.  After spending Friday night and Saturday night twisted on tequila, coffee, and coke I crashed and crashed hard come Sunday morning, missing noon kick-off by three hours and Jen lunch by four.  So, if I had behaved and acted responsibly, I could have seen Jen and gone to the game, but would have never broken into a pool to go skinny dipping, camped in the back of a car for 4 hours, or done lines in the bathroom of a CCs on Magazine Street.  I'm not sure the scales don't level out here.   

But anyway, we are all Sisyphus' children, and like a fool I have descended back into the quagmire that is New Orleans Boutique Hotels.  I was officially brought back onto staff in a ridiculous meeting on Monday, and will return to the office as soon as the phones are corrected (they still are undergoing post-Gustav problems).  I am not happy about this situation-- I am pretty sure I will regret it, and become bitter and miserable before I leave.  But, even if you know you're in a circle, it doesn't mean you can break out.  Fuck it-- I'm in New Orleans until after Halloween.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Highway 61 Revisited

Enough.  Goddamn, enough is enough.  Things have wandered awry.  Why is it that there cannot be a hurricane evacuation that is not surreal, unpleasant and painful.  If Katrina was like Apocalypse Now, a long strange journey into madness, then Gustav was A Streetcar Named Desire-- a group of people living together who should not, drinking more than anyone should.  Some beaten down, some desperate for love and attention.  Bitches, peacekeepers, the oblivious.  There were bound to be fireworks.  It is too late tonight to drag the past out into the light.

Josh and Abby
Wayne, Joe and Abby
Abby
Suffice it to say, there were fun times in Natchez.  Bowies, The Under-the-Hill Saloon, Andrews-- these are fun places.  Maybe the match to the kindling was when the power went out.  And stayed out for more than twenty four hours.  It got hot, no one could sleep-- everyone was tired.  And in the end, Abby and I were deserted in the hotel, lied to, and generally made to look like fools.  I am tired of these little children and their little children ways.  We took scenic Highway 61 back to New Orleans, and, by God, we got there.  It was a little victory.  

Monday, September 1, 2008

Shelter from the Storm

We have evacuated to Natchez, Mississippi, a small tourist-esque town on the banks of the Mississippi about 2 hours from New Orleans.  It's a lovely town, filled with antebellum structures and stunning overlooks down onto the river.  The bars stay open late and most are within a decent proximity-- the city rewards aimless wandering.

According to a history of the city I found, it had more antebellum structures, per capita, in it's city limits than anywhere else in the country-- they still stand because the town surrendered without a fight to Union forces during the war, being adamantly opposed to cessation to begin with.  And no wonder-- with more millionaires per capita than anywhere else in the nation at the time, clearly bloody battles would be bad for business.