I hate you both so very, very much. Sometimes I lie awake at night and seethe.
Why don't the two of you get married and be loathsome together? You can go on a honeymoon to Fiji. Hopefully for you, Mike, that won't be the island to which you've banished all the world's AIDS patients. Perhaps on the way to Fiji your plane will crash and you'll be stranded forever together on a raft in the Pacific, with no one to endlessly annoy but driftwood and the occasional tropical fowl. Hopefully for you, Katherine, you'll never wash up on shore and be subjected to see '27 Dresses', your movie about a woman who is desperate to get married. Can she not be happy and productive as a single person? That's a helpful portrayal of women.
You should never be allowed in public to irritate good people ever again.
Ugh. You both suck.
Please go away.
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