Saturday, January 19, 2008

Stop, Disney. Stop

Look at this utter nonsense.  I think I threw up a little in my mouth.



Have you ever seen such garish, humiliating, stupid costumes?  Why is that crab the size of a palomino?  Why didn't they use puppets, a la The Lion King?  And are those dancers really on roller skates?  And why is that set so goddamn ugly?   For that matter, why is Ariel so goddamn ugly?  And who decided to cast Sebastian as a screeching fag?  Ugh.

Hell, they ruined Tarzan...why not The Little Mermaid?  Sacrilege this is, pure sacrilege.

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