BCS Haiku

I hate you people

Clad in purple, gold and red

Jaywalking in herds.

Street festival lite

Nothing like Mardi Gras.

This is college ball

Sitting behind cars

I was not moving at all.

Traffic blows big cock.

A bird in the bush.

It looks so free and happy.

Abandon my car.

Now I am a bird.

In the center of Poydras

I take off my pants.

Jump on the bush, nude.

Bird flies away. People stare.

In gridlock. Insane.

Disoriented.

I fled in fear into slums

Central City blows

On Washington Ave.

There are no football fans here.

I am kind of scared.

Traffic was a bitch

Daily commute took two hours?

What the fuck was that?

Tomorrow will suck

There will be nowhere to park

That shit is not cool.